Here is Why Tony Paul Is Not A Tigers Beat Writer
If you ever wondered why Detroit Tigers Vice President of Communications Ron Colangelo went to the Detroit News a couple years ago and told the higher-ups that the team didn’t want Tony Paul covering...
View ArticleBraylon Edwards Out at 97.1 The Ticket
According to a source, former U of M standout and NFL wide receiver Braylon Edwards is no longer working at 97.1 The Ticket. And it has nothing to do with Edwards’ on-air dust-up with Mike Valenti last...
View ArticleToday’s Dipshit: Tina Aguayo
There was a classic episode of the anthology series “The Twilight Zone” called “Living Doll” in which a wind-up toy named “Talking Tina” spewed out nasty phrases to the bitter and nasty step-father of...
View ArticleJeremy Birmingham No Longer with Athletic
The DetroitSportsRag.com has learned that The Athletic Detroit has parted ways with writer Jeremy Birmingham after this website’s article detailing the college football recruiting expert’s past...
View ArticleKen Holland Tournament Over and Red Wings Have Last Laugh
My uncle has been a Red Wings season ticket holder since the first full season the team played at Joe Louis Arena. And because of this relationship I have been able to attend hundreds of games over the...
View ArticleExhibit A of an Uncle Tom Blogger
I have been using the term “Uncle Tom Blogger” both on this website and through social media for a few years now, but some folks still don’t understand what I am implying when I throw out that...
View ArticleRyan Schuiling Wants To Infiltrate Bill Simonson’s 17-Year-Old Daughter’s...
Earlier today I was either banned, suspended or put in timeout on Twitter. While Nazis are allowed to Tweet out pictures of mass graves at Auschwitz to taunt Jewish users, I was put in a corner over...
View ArticleHenrik Zetterberg Says No To a Mothers‘ Trip While Teammate’s Mother Is Dying
The DetroitSportsRag has learned that there is internal strife in the Detroit Red Wings locker room over the annual parents’ trip that is about to commence. As you probably know, NHL teams over the...
View ArticleShockingly, a 46-Year-Old Beached Virgin Whale Can’t Sympathize With Women
Sometimes this shit writes itself. Like, I might as well be on auto-pilot for this article. Earlier today the 97.1-FM webpage for the Morbidly Obese Virgin Whale (Scott Anderson) and Benedict Von...
View ArticleFuck Pavel Datsyuk
The headline on the Detroit Free Press website should be of no surprise to anyone who’s followed Pavel Datsyuk’s career closely: “Pavel Datsyuk: Gold medal means more than Stanley Cup titles.” Anyone...
View ArticleChris McCosky Has a New BFF and His Name Is “Gardy”
Last September when it was announced that the Detroit Tigers would part ways with manager Brad Ausmus, Detroit News beat writer Chris “Officer Barbrady” McCosky penned an extraordinary article that...
View ArticlePutin Is Fixing the KHL Championship for Pavel Datsyuk’s Team
Not that we needed any further confirmation that Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is a really bad guy, but we received it last night by the way of a bizarre thread on Twitter regarding the Kontinental...
View ArticleChris “Officer Barbrady” McCucky Celebrates DSR’s 15 Year Anniversary
We started the DetroitSportsRag.com 15 years ago this week and the name of the website was picked for a specific reason. Rag. That was the first tip-off that this place was going to be a cesspool — and...
View ArticleThe Off-The-Record Condolence Text From Stoney
As we continue to commemorate the 15th anniversary of the DetroitSportsRag this week, I figured I would share with you one of my favorite stories that I’ve never fully told. (By the way, the official...
View ArticleDSR Sources: Henrik Zetterberg Headed to LTIR
Up until the last few days, sources had been informing the DetroitSportsRag that Red Wings’ captain Henrik Zetterberg intended on playing one more season in Detroit before calling a career. I said as...
View ArticleWhat Happened In That Hotel Room?
Before I get into the nuts and bolts of my position regarding this article, I want to state that I have no axe to grind against Lions head coach Matt Patricia. Anyone who has followed this website or...
View ArticleThe Cratering Ratings of 97.1
It’s never been a secret that the ratings success of WXYT-FM (97.1 “The Ticket”) has always been propelled by the Detroit Tigers broadcast rights. Anyone who has followed the Detroit sports radio scene...
View ArticleWhy I’m Joining the DetroitSportsRag (Fuck @Jack)
As many of you probably know by now, both of my Twitter accounts have been permanently suspended. @JeffMossDSR (along with 15,000+ followers) was banished back in early February. And @DetSportsRag was...
View ArticleA Disastrous Start to the Tigers Rebuild
There was no question that Tigers GM Al Avila made the right decision 13 months ago when he started tearing down the team and officially closed the franchise’s 11-year window to win a World Series that...
View Article2018 Detroit Worst Sports Media Personality Tournament PREVIEW
This website is pretty much on hiatus — without a new update on the main page since August 19th — but with only three weeks left until 2019, it was either now or never to run the 2018 Detroit Worst...
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